Hi. My name's Phil O'Reilly. I've been a standup comic for the past 7 years.
I have a great opportunity to produce a comedy show at the Metropolitan Room in NYC. It's hands down the best room I've ever performed at.
I need fannies in the seats. I need people for the show. It's a $12 cover, plus a 2 drink minimum. It's on Sunday, March 10th-4:30 PM.
Do my show, be part of the audience, and I'll do yours.
Or I'll wash your car, paint your house, do your taxes, say nice things about you on Facebook, etc. In other words, I can be had.
Get back to me.